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I came across this ad in Popular Mechanics—it’s a back issue but maybe the company’s still in business. I know you’re using a hearing aid already, but maybe you could check this out. It might stop your head noises.
And if—God forbid—you ever need an artificial limb, Buchstein’s Fibre Limb is “soothing to your stump.”
They just don’t write slogans like that anymore.