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Terrell Owens’ Top Ten Excuses for the Cowboys’ Loss

  1. Bill Parcells got blotto during halftime
  2. No one got him the damn ball
  3. Middle-East tensions distracting him
  4. George Bush hates black people
  5. Was afraid to unleash the full measure of his divine power lest a national audience be struck blind by his radiance
  6. The refs were clearly on the take
  7. That punk-ass Romo is a choker
  8. All-night bout of soul-searching and meditation left him “logy”
  9. He can’t do everyone’s damn job
  10. He wasn’t “into it”
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One response to “Terrell Owens’ Top Ten Excuses for the Cowboys’ Loss

  1. Marty January 7, 2007 at 12:42 am

    My Version:

    Terrell Owens’ Top Ten Excuses For Losing
    10. Bill Parcells sucks.
    9. Tony Romo sucks.
    8. Terry Glen sucks.
    7. Julius Jones sucks.
    6. Jason Witten sucks.
    5. Patrick Crayton sucks.
    4. Bill Parcells sucks again.
    3. Jeff Garcia sucks.
    2. Donovan McNabb sucks.

    And the number one reason that the Cowboys lost:

    1. Jordan Babineaux DOESN’T suck!

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