Falling Awake

Just Darts Since 2009

Newman!

Newman!

I’m Newman?

You are Newman, a good friend of Kramer. You are a United States Postal Worker, but are constantly slacking off on your job, however, you somehow keep it for many years. You are lazy, overweight, and evil. You hate Jerry, yet you constantly find yourself in his apartment because of your relationship with Kramer. You often get involved in Kramer’s nutty schemes, however, they hardly ever work out, and you always find yourself back where you started from – as a lazy postman.

I’m not sure how valid this test is, though.

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