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What Star Wars Character Are You?


Darth Vader
Your anger at the world has made you become one of the most feared beings in the galaxy.
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There are literally millions of quizzes out there, and I’ve posted all five decent ones.  I saved this one for last because I feel it really captures my personality.

And no, I haven’t posted this already!  That was a completely different quiz.

Where Should You Be New Year’s Eve?
created by MsMoly
Your Results:
Home Alone
Not everybody likes parties, and you’re one of those people. The noise, the closeness, the bad food, not your cup of tea. So you’re all set for a delightful evening at home with your cats and a carton of ice cream. Best of luck to you!

How ludicrous to think that you can ask someone four questions and determine what they’ll be doing on New Year’s Eve.  “Cats?”  I don’t have “cats.”  I have one cat.  Sheesh. Plus, my couch doesn’t even look like that.

I haven’t included a link to this quiz, for two reasons:

  1. Its accuracy is suspect.
  2. My sister thinks everything I link to is part of my own site.  So she happily divulges personal information and ends up joining dating services and such.  I don’t care, but her husband is growing concerned.  (Hey, Skinny!  I can’t vouch for the whole damn internet!)

You can find the test here.

 My result:

Loser- INTP
26% Extraversion, 60% Intuition, 73% Thinking, 40% Judging
Talked to another human being lately? I’m serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn’t become apparent to you…Nerd’s a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn’t care less about the different definitions of the word and why you’re actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don’t pretend you weren’t thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you’re at your very best…*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn’t something you find easy, but don’t worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.On top of all this, you’re shy.Now, quickly go and delete everything about “theoretical questions” from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you’ll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don’t get your hopes up.I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound?

The answer to the last question is of course, “it depends.”  You left out the pivotal clause!  Is there anyone there to hear it, or not?  I there is, then the answer is “yes.”  Now, if there were no one there to hear the tree falling over, the answer would be no.  The vibrations caused by the tree falling only become a sound when they are received and interpreted by a brain.  Until then, they remain vibrations in the air.

 Take that, stupid test!

I haven’t been posting (or even online!) for the last couple of days because my cat and I have been under the weather.  He went to the vet yesterday and I’ve been taking my vitamins so we’re both on the mend, I think.

I’m kind of compulsive about surfing the web, so a break every now and then is probably healthy.  Anyway, I’ll be posting less frequently throughout the month of December, as it’s a busy time for me.  Maybe I’ll just stay offline every Friday, the way old-timey Catholics don’t eat meat.

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This personality test purports to determine your political leanings by assessing your permissiveness in economic and social areas.

My result?

A Reagan-GW sandwich!

The accompanying text reads:

You are a Social Conservative (30% Permissive) and an Economic Conservative (80% Permissive).  You are best described as a Strong Republican.

You exhibit a very well-developed sense of Right and Wrong [I like those capital letters!] and believe in economic fairness.

I think that’s pretty accurate.  Results may vary.

Newman!

I’m Newman?

You are Newman, a good friend of Kramer. You are a United States Postal Worker, but are constantly slacking off on your job, however, you somehow keep it for many years. You are lazy, overweight, and evil. You hate Jerry, yet you constantly find yourself in his apartment because of your relationship with Kramer. You often get involved in Kramer’s nutty schemes, however, they hardly ever work out, and you always find yourself back where you started from – as a lazy postman.

I’m not sure how valid this test is, though.